December 2009
384 posts
“Earl: A purpose is a great thing to have. It gives you a reason to wake up every...”
“Bus Ticket Agent: (Earl, looking for Randy, shows the guy his picture) Oooh,...”
“Being dead is definitely worse than being alive. When you’re dead, you...”
“Earl: You faked your death too?!
Dirk: Yeah, thanks for the idea! I swear, I...”
she
she captured me in her trap, and i am happy to ensnared in her arms as she hold me. there is nothing i want more than her. i want our future together, and i want our life. yes, she captured me in her love trap…but i walked in willingly!
“I sincerely believe that banking establishments are more dangerous than standing...”
– Thomas Jefferson (via lickystickypickyme) (via quote-book)
“Where does the family start? It starts with a young man falling in love with a...”
– Winston Churchill (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
“I need you to fill
the little indention that’s
missing on this bed.”
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott) (via quote-book)
best christmas ever...ever!!!
thank you baby…i love you!
All the fellas out there with ladies to impress,...
raving-lunatic:
livingislonging:
letusbeoffensive:
1. Cut a hole in a box. 2. Put your junk in that box. 3. Make her open the box.
And that’s the way you do it. It’s my dick in a box!
hahaha. love this.
this is the greatest stuff ever →
seriously!
